My Neighbor is a Sex Offender

A blog in which I attempt to anonymously process the information my that my neighbor is a sex offender.

Email: myneighborisasexoffender@gmail.com

Oh. My. God.

A… um… thing just happened next door that I can’t even begin to wrap my head around in order to write about it. Nothing illegal as best one can discern, but still, insane, ridiculous, uncomfortable, and GROSS. I feel like I’m in an incredibly bad movie and waiting with increasingly abject horror to see how it all ends. (There exists a very real possibility things could get much weirder and much more dangerous. What the fucking fuck.)

I don’t even know anymore. Holy. Shit.